MEET OUR ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK: LINDSEY PISCITELL
“Lindsey Piscitell is a twenty-something New Yorker/San Franciscan/Nomad who likes to think of herself as a member of the creative underclass. In between panic attacks and espresso-fueled internet benders she likes to write short stories and also sometimes poetry.”
Anyone who describes herself as a member of the creative underclass is conveying the following:
‘I write short stories, aka pieces, and my work is unknown because I’m unskilled at it. I’m unskilled at it, but I insist on doing it and branding myself as a writer because it makes me feel relevant. In the meantime I write for a zine!’
The truth is “creative underclass” means something far simpler: unemployed and unemployable hippie losers with no working skills to speak of, and no redeeming social value (i.e. are completely useless in a capitalist society) whatsoever. We sit around and write amateurish stories and poetry all day that no one will ever read. We submit our stories for short story contests, some of them get published by random nobodies (we’re still unpublished) and it makes us happy.
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I’m not a regular Glenn Beck follower. I don’t have strong feelings about the man one way or the other. I don’t love him. I don’t hate him. But I certainly can’t stand rude assholes like Lindsey Piscitell who violate personal space. I can’t stand deranged toolbags who feel the need to be obnoxious New Yorkers in front of a man who is simply trying to enjoy an evening with his family. When you’re out with your wife and daughter in NYC you are as vulnerable as you can be because you’re trying to protect the only two people who mean the world to you. Your only purpose in life at that moment is to completely protect them from harm. And some asshole like Piscitell has to be a total bitch while the man is minding his own business and not bothering anyone. You throw wine on his wife — what is the best way to defend your family? My gawd, the man is with his daughter. Can’t you pick another time to be a total asshole??
Here’s Piscitell’s tweet:
Oh! So it’s your city now?? Manhattan was built off the backs, not of the “creative underclass”, but off the sweat and ingenuity of people Ms. Piscatell would take issue with: those evil, corporatist fat-cats with their big wallets, their clever ideas that allow people to get employed, and their tendency to throw their money and invest all over the City. Entrepreneurs, capitalists, ya know, people who dig money. People like Beck who apparently has done quite well for himself with his radio career. He wants to watch The 39 Steps with his kid, and this asshat Piscitell is just so offended that a Republican or conservative would show up to watch an Alfred Hitchcock film; as if true art only belongs to the cultured elites of the creative underclass and you’re repulsed that a know-nothing Neanderthal like Beck would show up (oh lord, he might share your taste in film and art. god forbid!) You’re so emotionally disturbed that you can’t get over yourself for a couple of hours??
This is what these people do, right? They have no real use in society. They bitch and moan. They’re frustrated with their lives. Persistently unhappy. Their writing doesn’t get published by a major publishing house (writing being the one field they feel they’re exceptional at). They suspect they’ve been giant disappointments to their parents who’ve been supporting them financially for years. Ya know, liberals.
So Piscitell claims that spilling wine on Beck’s wife was a “happy accident” (‘happy’? really? keep it class, asshole). But then there’s this tweet from Piscitell’s friend, Marissa Barker, in response to Pisc’s tweet about Beck:
Yes… “accidentally”. What a gem this one is. Her parents must be ever so proud.
More on Piscitell:
Lindsey Piscitell
Marketing & Media Strategist
- Greater New York City Area
- Marketing and Advertising
- Current
- Marketing and Media Manager at Roomorama.com
- Past
- East Coast Marketing Manager at Genesis Today, Inc.
- Field Marketing Manager Northeast at Mix1 Beverage Company
- New York City Marketing Coordinator at IZZE Beverage Company (Division of PEPSICO)
- Team Manager/ Research Assistant, Dept. Of Sociology atNew York University
- Intern at WCBS News Radio 880
- Law Intern at Dechert LLP
- Part Time Administrative Assistant at DAMG Worldwide
- Education
- New York University
A marketing and media strategist? Haha…okay, sure. Is there another more completely useless and uninformative job title in Manhattan? Basically you’re unemployed because you’re a loser. Another NYU genius.
Here are some more pics of Piscitell. She’s a peach, ain’t she. Lil’ miss “creative underclass”.
Here’s what Piscitell looks like mid-sentence as she’s harassing regular, hard-working people who have as much right to hang out in Bryant Park and watch classy movies as she does:
Here’s Piscitell on the left in all her toothy glory:
Piscitelli is the reason NYC went from being one of the awesome cities in the world to being one of those cities with a bunch of rude, obnoxious assholes. Thanks, Piscitell. You can’t leave people be? You can’t let a man enjoy a picturesque evening in Bryant Park? You have to be the rude, obnoxious New Yorker? You’re not even from New York, asshole. You’re a regular loser, leach, twat who contributes NOTHING to the city, but you take it upon yourself to throw wine on some woman you don’t even know. Classy.
If you wish to tell Ms. Piscitell your feelings personally, by all means: Lindsey.Piscitell@gmail.com or lindsey@roomorama.com (thanks, d)
What a proud liberal moment for her....bet you she was also a bully in high school!
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